Introduce yourself Jan 7, 2022 1:50:40 GMT via mobile
Post by TaRDFC on Jan 7, 2022 1:50:40 GMT
Kind of re-discovering Dwarf at the moment after not having watched it for a while. And stumbled on this forum, the fan club and found out about a convention I could of been going to for the last 20 years if I'd known.
I've also have the Rimmer song going round and round in my head for weeks, hence the username.
I am the boss of The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club. I organise the whole thing. It’s my full time job. I don’t get enough praise and this upsets me greatly. There are rules surrounding the fan club that must be abided by at all times. These are:
1. You must acknowledge how hard we work. I don’t care if you have 2 manual labour night shift jobs. We work harder than you. Booking hotels and setting up a karaoke machine is very stressful.
2. Nobody must ask us any questions about the event or raise any concerns. Doing so will result in pure rage and you must accept the barrage of insults that will be thrown at you if you break this rule.
3. You must put a million flags in your social media bio to prove you are a nice person.
4. You must never dare criticise our behaviour, but we will regularly criticise yours and try to get you cancelled. That’s just how it is. You are not permitted to discuss any issues with us either. We are the righteous ones and the matter is NOT up for discussion.
5. Don’t mention the following things: Piss Lady, Pendo’s neighbours, J.K Rowling, our body odour or our BMI and Reznor.
6. You must laugh and cheer when we say “fuck” and recognise the amount of talent and wit it takes to say or type that word. If you don’t then you will be plastered on one of our terrible websites that only the same 4 people ever post really boring shit on. Our boring shit is better than anything else so stfu.
7. You must never criticise any of our websites. Never. It’s not allowed. Also you must never ever admit to this site actually having more active members than gammonmede and tits.
ANY ARGUMENTS WILL BE SHUT THE FUCK DOWN 😡🤬